I Don't Have The Credentials

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You sent me screenshotsIn thirteen partsAsked me what it meansWith a broken heart

Then came the voice noteSeven minutes longI was making cerealNow I'm Judge Judy at dawn

I got opinionsI got a phoneBut that don't meanI should be left alone

With all these problemsStacked up on meI am not a licensedAnything

I don't have the credentialsI don't have a degreeI can barely fix myselfWhy are you asking me?

I am not your lawyerI am not HRI don't know who was rightI don't know where you are

I don't have the credentialsI don't have a degreeI can barely fix myselfWhy are you asking me?

Mike needs closureJess needs spaceTom wants proofFrom a blurry face

Somebody said “be honest”Then got mad at the truthNow everybody's staringLike I know what to do

I got coffeeI got stressI got half a clean shirtAnd an unread text

I'll say “good luck”I'll say “breathe”But please stop makingA panel out of me

I don't have the credentialsI don't have a degreeI can barely fix myselfWhy are you asking me?

I am not your therapistI am not your priestI don't know if you should textI'm just trying to eat

I don't have the credentialsI don't have a degreeI can barely fix myselfWhy are you asking me?

I can nodI can careI can say that sounds unfair

But if this gets legalCall somebody elseI learned all my adviceAvoiding myself

I don't have the credentialsI don't have a degreeI can barely fix myselfWhy are you asking me?

I am not your lawyerI am not HRI don't know who was rightI don't know where you are

I don't have the credentialsI don't have a degreeI can barely fix myselfWhy are you asking me?

Why are you asking me?I was just making tea